“Fear not, princess, I will save you from the evil dragon!”
He raised his toy sword in his short arm and let out the fiercest battle cry a small boy could. He attacked a toy animal with his sword, and enacted a great battle with it. He tossed it into the air, like it was performing an aerial attack and he made whooshing noises like it was spitting fire at him. The small girl giggled from her position, “trapped” by the dragon on her bed while watching the performance. After he finally defeated his great foe with a dramatic swoop across the toy’s neck, he jumped onto her bed.
“Now that I have saved you, princess, you must give me all the riches in the land!”
She giggled again. “No way! Then I wouldn’t have anything!”
“What? I need some sort of reward!”
“Well, your reward was saving me!”
He was the captain of the guard’s so